He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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