But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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