Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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