I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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