Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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