Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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