? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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