so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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