You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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