Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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