singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
P.S. I can't hear my feet
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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