There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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