that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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