I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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