guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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