i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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