Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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