My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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