my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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