He is an equal opportunity slut.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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