If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize