Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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