me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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