Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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