I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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