Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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