dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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