Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just come out here and I will go home with you...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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