Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The air was thick with penises
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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