I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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