suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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