Well apparently he's into motor boating.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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