Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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