she smelled like a LAN party
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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