I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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