The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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