i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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