Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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