why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
this will be a night to untag.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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