would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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