im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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