I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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