"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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