THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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