I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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