Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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