I think i peed on brittanys purse
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We left the knife in your bed.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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