false alarm. still invincible.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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