that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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