We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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